Creep people out with this unicorn mask. The best Halloween costume ever. Also perfect for business meetings and first dates.

Mellow out with this groovy pillow that lights up and hypnotically changes colors. It features a soft and plush fabric and uses AA batteries for power.

Tired of being treated amazingly by strangers because of your dashing looks? Want to experience the world while being treated like a disgusting slob? Now you can with the permanently sweaty shirt. It comes with sweat and pit stains that will never come off.

Throw an awesome party for children or drunken adults with these amazing bounce houses that has a water slide on each side. These durable water slide bounce houses come with everything you'll need to get the party going, including a blower to inflate it.

Light up your kid's room with these suspended balloon lamps that look like light-emitting helium balloons. These balloon lamps are made from translucent satinized polyethylene - a material that hides the bulp yet lets light through. The lamp cleverly uses the balloon string as the light switch.

Now we will finally know what it's like to get drunk in bacon! I bet it's pretty sweet.

Stand out from the crowd with a bag that really looks like something out of a cartoon. (Yes it's real.)

Have you always wished your dress pants were more comfortable? Or you could wear your sweatpants to work? With the Dress Pant Sweatpants you can go to work in comfortable, good looking pants.